ABOUT THE HORNERY
A creative operation run by one person, a cat with opinions, and the general chaos of being alive in this particular era.
What Is This Place?
The Hornery is a creative identity and hub. Not a funnel. Not a content strategy.
There's a long tradition of using provocation as a door. You've opened one by being here.
Everything here is connected by a single thread: a firm refusal to be told what to care about.
The Projects
Mabozza Richi is the music project. Currently genre-fluid, lyrically dense and intensely vulgar, conceptually somewhere between a drag act and a manifesto. The debut album MBR is out now on all the usual streaming platforms. It is not recommended background music.
The Wrong War is a Substack. Essays, poems, and the occasional extended rant about why we keep picking the wrong battles. Sexual politics, media criticism, class warfare, and whatever else is on fire at the time. Subscribe if you've got an appetite for it (subscription is free and via Substack, covered by their privacy and data protection policies).
Long Term Story Telling is a found-footage-adjacent, deeply strange wrestling conspiracy fiction told in stills and text. It's been described as "unfortunately compelling" by the person who made it, which should tell you everything.
Saru Keiji: Kyūzai is a "manga"-adjacent project loosely in development. A hard-boiled detective story with a primate protagonist, elemental crime syndicates, and rich, noir atmosphere. Oh, and a time loop.
Flips With Skips is the 'item adoption agency'. Selling pre-loved goods nominally curated by Skips McCoy, a rescue cat with an eye for a bargain and absolutely no interest in touching any of the items.
Rights & Usage
All lyrics, music, writing, and original creative content on this site are © The Hornery. They are provided for personal reference and enjoyment only. Reproduction, redistribution, or commercial use without explicit permission is not permitted. If you want to use something, ask.
Get in Touch
There's no contact form here. The Hornery operates on the principle that if you're determined enough to find a way to reach out, you probably have something worth saying. The links in the various project pages are the way in. Start there.