THE HORNERY

A personal corner of the internet. Music, writing, satire, and other questionable pursuits by someone who probably should have stayed in the tent.

Personas

Different hats, same head. Each one a distinct creative lane.

Part burlesque MC, part radical armchair contrarian. Genre-hopping tracks between seduction and scolding, bedroom confession and barricade chant.

Substack dispatches on culture, power, pleasure, and the machinery that would rather you didn't think about any of it.

Wrestling conspiracy masterpiece. Episodic found-footage fiction told in stills and text. It's exactly as unhinged as it sounds.

A hard-boiled monkey detective navigates a rain-soaked city where ancient elemental forces and modern crime collide. Coming soon.

The Skips McCoy Item Adoption Agency. Pre-loved treasures, curated by a professional cat with extremely high standards and very little patience.